« Doing some maths on Green cars - how much does your car cost to run? | Main| Off to Copenhagen! »

Getting annoyed by silly 'fraud prevention' measures

Category
Bookmark : del.icio.us  Technorati  Digg This  Add To Furl  Add To YahooMyWeb  Add To Reddit  Add To NewsVine 

Caution... rant ahead!

So, here's the thing. We do allot of work for Government departments and financial institution - and allot of work under NDA. All good, our company signs an NDA with your company, you look us up in Dunne&Bradstreet - we are who we say we are, sorted. But then you get the type of company that feels they really need to check that *I* am OK to work for them.

- Lets put aside the fact that I won't be working on financial data, or have any access to anything. I'm just there in an advisory capacity, perhaps looking at Notes template files with no data in them
Such companies feel the need to confirm I'm who I am. So they'd like lots and lots of my personal information.
- Note that they have never confirmed who *they* are to me
So, I send over scans of this, that and the other. Read 20 pages of manuals, sign 6 separate documents and get all the information together
- Then send it to a fax number in India, of which I have no confidence it's actually secured - or even the right number. If I didn't have to...
Of course, this isn't enough - they need a recent bank statement.
- Which, like all good people worried about identity theft, I only receive electronically.
Banks statement on paper ordered (wait 5 days), they need some other details from various companies, all in my name.
- Which AREN'T in my name, never have been, and there is no good reason for them to be so.
So now they try an electoral roll query.
- Which I'm on, but I certainly don't allow any old company to query. So they draw a blank again

And on, and on, and on.... I've probably spent as much time in pre-sales for this engagement than the actual engagement will last. And remember, there isn't even any contract with me - it's with MY EMPLOYER.

The real thing that pisses me off, is I can't see what they are trying to prove? That a person called 'Warren Elsmore' lives at my home address?
Well, OK - why don't I just forge up some bank statements and utility bills - that would take all of 5 minutes with Paintbrush, at least to fool a fax machine. Even if I did do that, which Warren Elsmore is that? Is that the Warren Elsmore, born to my parents 30+ years ago, with NI number XYZ and Passport number ABC? Come to think of it, can I prove that without a DNA test?
Or perhaps the Warren Elsmore that just happens to be living at my address at the time? Are any of these Warren Elsmores the same Warren Elsmore that presented at Lotusphere this year and has already spoken to the customer about this job? When I moved to Edinburgh I know exactly what corroborating evidence I had to give to get myself on the electoral roll, or signed up for Sky TV - I'll give you a hint, it's NOTHING. So what exactly are you proving by querying that evidence?

Look, get over it. Identity fraud is far too easy to do - and all your checks are doing is wasting time and money. Who cares if I really am Warren Elsmore or not? Surely what's important is that the person doing to the job is qualified (note they never asked for my Prometric number, and professional references etc) and the same person you spoke to about all this in the first place. How about something vaguely useful - like a Police check? (which I've had to do for Police work) But maybe that would actually cost the firm money, rather than just waste my time?

Rant over, back to work, peoplez!

Comments

Gravatar Image1 - I hear you, bigtime. The end game is that even if you're Warren Elsmore of Edinburgh with NI number this and DNA chromosome that, can you solve the fecking problem? Some companies are more interested in the pee you put in a cup than your ability to decipher an @Formula or reason that they've created four "first Domino servers" with the same Org and wonder why they don't replicate (yes it's happened to me). Sad state of affairs. And in better economic times, fair good reason to walk away. But bank statements? Only one client will ever get that from me. Ever. And they could find them if they wanted, anyway.

Post A Comment

:-D:-o:-p:-x:-(:-):-\:angry::cool::cry::emb::grin::huh::laugh::lips::rolleyes:;-)

Me

us.JPG

User Groups

uklug blog image.JPG

Twitter Updates

Links

About Me
About the site
BE Systems
Private Photos
Note, some links may require a login.

Where are you?